Smash Your Phone With A Hammer

Published 2026-06-13

Cameras everywhere, and almost all of them are voluntary. You think privacy is pointless? Smash your smartphone with a hammer and you've regained 90% of it.1 If you own a hammer, you have no excuse.

But Soup...Answer
...how will I check my email?Computer.
...how will I check my Twitter account?Delete your Twitter account.
...how will I make and receive phone calls?Landline or dumb phone.
...what if I want the government to spy on me?Move to China.
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Or recycle it, if you're climate-conscious.